Asshole Rodeo


description of a place where everyone around you is an -sshole. first coined on the tv show southland.
guy talking to his friend in a bar: man, this place is an -sshole rodeo. let’s get outta here.
to take someone to an -sshole rodeo you first grab the -sshole with your hands. throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their -ss is up. then, bite down the -sshole’s -ss hard with your teeth. at this point the -sshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you’ve got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (what you want is for the -sshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their -ss for about three or four weeks.) think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.
my girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. three weeks later i saw her on the beach and took her to an -sshole rodeo. it settled our affair.

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