asshole tuck
when a male tucks the head of his p-n-s in his -sshole and squeezes his -n-s to hold it there while walking around.
a technique usually found in use by transvest-tes attempting to hide their gender while stripping.
i was getting the best lap dance from this stripper until her -sshole tuck gave way.
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