assholeberger’s syndrome
a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger’s but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pr-nounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger’s syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, -sshole-type behavior
joze bollzineurazz: dude, your father’s a stupid pr-ck. i think he’s got asperger’s syndrome.
james d’kinyamouf: no dude. he’s a dumb f-ck. he’s got -ssholeberger’s syndrome.
joze bollzineurazz: cut the bullsh-t already and p-ss that blunt.
james d’kinyamouf: please don’t hurt me.
joze bollzineurazz: white b-tch.
james d’kinyamouf: ouch! my b-tt.
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