Assholephrenia
what should be a clinical diagnosis for a person who has all the bravado of a mensa member, but the substance of a meringue, and an i.q. that rivals that of a 10 watt lightbulb. often looks for a reason to complain, criticize, sabotage or simply act like a douchebag with no provokation.
my ex-girlfriend got mad after i cheated on her, kicked her dog, called her mom fat and stole her car.
doctor: you have a condition known in psychiatry as -ssholephrenia.
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