asshooker
1. one who sells their -ss for stupidity.
2. a more obvious term for -sshat.
captain caveman was a prehistorical -sshooker.
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major illness involving m-ssive diarrhea. after i ate those chicken wings, i ended up with a m-ssive case of -ssfluenza.
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do a donut in the snow or on icy pavement. common term in minnesota and area. ex.: todd was in his pickup and kicked a sh-tty in the parking lot behind walmart.
- ass-tasty
a woman with a beautiful posterior, or a well shaped derriere, or a nicely proportioned backside, or having sweet b-ttocks. nice chank “hey freak, did you see the chank on that thang” “yeah man, she was -ss-tasty”
- asstorrhoid
a hemorrhoid the size of a meteor. and twice as hot. i can’t go horseback riding with you tomorrow, dude. why not? -sstorrhoids.
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an act of forcible and very fast paced eating. usually occurs when one goes for prolonged periods without eating properly. side effects include mad cravings, bloated stomach, and a horrid case of the sh-ts the next day. to avoid this horrific situation, keep handy satisfying snacks and beverages whenever possible. “dude, yesterday i went all […]