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• Backfuck

  when a woman’s shoulder blades are squeezed together, making a c-n-l that is then f-cked. that girl was awesome, she let me backf-ck her. having s-x with an obese person by thrusting one’s p-n-s between folds of their back fat (the back being the most unf-ckable part of the human body). hey dude what’d you […]

• backtroll

  a scoundrel who searches through someone’s facebook in order to revive old photos and/or comments in an effort to embarr-ss said person. you just got backtrolled, said jeff. joanne tried to backtroll me but i just got more likes and popularity.

• barbie pin

  what many people call a “bobby pin” — the u-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style. {jane}: hey linda, may i please borrow a barbie pin? {linda}: sure, they’re just to the right of my lavatory. take as many as you need.

• barfing out your ass

  when your poo is watery enough to be mistaken for really dark tea or coffee….including the grounds. imagine an absolute -n-l apocalypse dad the bathroom smells like you were barfing out your -ss

• air guitar

  a procedure in which people imitate a guitar – playing situation (with no actual guitar) to a popular song which makes them look r-t-rded beyond all recognition. usually most common with guys who are into metal/rock music and have no friends. “he was playing the air guitar again.” – guy1 “g-d dammit!” – guy2 an […]

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