assicorn


an -ssicorn is a mythical animal similar to the penicorn , a unicorn with an p-n-s on its head instead of a horn. the -ssicorn is a unicorn with an -ss on its head.
yesterday john wouldnt stop touching my t-ts, he is such an -ssicorn.

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    a display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame. raul got all -ss hurt when jimmy didn’t return his text message right away. 2 more definitions add your own a drink in which bob saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach […]

  • Assivator

    n. 1. the help one receives from behind when getting in a big wheeled truck. 2. putting both hands on another’s but to help them up the stairs. i needed an -ssivator to get up in the truck. he was so drunk, he needed an -ssivator to get him up the stairs.

  • Assmint

    a descriptive word to say to a person, who stinks, or likes to dismiss foul odors from ones body. you need an -ssmint, preen is an -ssmint 2 more definitions add your own when using something green as a d-ld- and then sh-ting green ooze after man i had a huge -ss mint last night […]

  • ass moth

    -ss moth a guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire. mike: yo, i saw sven hanging around the sorority house again. andy: that guy is such an […]

  • assnasty

    person who is very very ugly or extremely unnattractve cathy is -ssnasty. her lips form like a r-ct-m.


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