Assid Burn
the extreme burning pain in the -ss caused by:
a) undigested -ss-raping habanero pepper chemicals
p-ssing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated -ss-scr-ping friction of a c-ck in the b-tt.
c) excessive -ss-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner sh-t.
“i am getting too old for hot salsa… gives me -ssid burn by
morning!”
“spit on it, d-ckhead… you’re giving me a f-cking -ssid
burn!!”
“bl–dy h-ll! i’ve given myself -ssid burn wiping up the d-mn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!”
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