assident

when you are having s-x with a girl and your p-n-s accidentally comes out too far and goes back into her -sshole. she usually screams in horror.
girl: aaahhhh!!!!!

guy: sorry, babe. -ssidents will happen.
an accidental pregnancy resulting from -n-l s-x.
g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the b-tt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.
when you confuse a guy wearing emo f-g tight pants as a girl with a nice -ss. this can lead to one feeling partially h-m-s-xual.
me and dan were drivin’… im like “f-ck dan, look at that -ss” hes like “i think thats a dude!”

me: “sh-t, i made another -ssident!”

we then proceeded to bait him by saying: “hey dude, are you a dude?”
fart
oops, i had an -ssident.
an accident caused by an -sshole. specifically a car -ssident.
on the way to work, i witnessed a car -ssident caused by someone texting. the -ssident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. truly an accident caused by an -sshole.
when you do something to p-ss someone off, then say it was an accident in fear of revenge.
-purposely team kill in call of duty- player 1:im getting you back for that! player 2:sorry that was an accident (really an -ssident)
an accident involving one or more people being an -ss
this guy was tailgating me for miles, it’s no surprise we got into an -ssident.

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