Assinated
the act of -ss-ssinating or being -ss-ssinated in the halo series. unlike being -ss-ssinated, this induces a feeling of being raped from behind by a 7 foot human tank with an aftertaste of where-the-f-ck-did-that-come-from.
player 1: “ugh, you -ssinated me! thats so cheap you n00b. i’m calling bungie!”
player 2: “yeah, yeah. use your motion tracker and maybe you’ll see it coming… your still gonna get raped though. just thought you’d like to know.”
1 more definition
add your own
the act of being made a fool in front of someone (including small children) by a complete dellusional dillweed that thinks their iq matters to the human population. the person also believes in equality and complete fairness among friends. go figure. something’s wrong with this.
girl says “hey, the metard at wal-mart wouldn’t let me use my ebt card. she said the “swiper” was not working. i’ve had a long, hard one dealing with enough douchebags for the day, so i let it be.”
boy#1 says “you didn’t get her name? did you demand the manager come and -ssist you? i don’t get your att-tude?!?”
boy#2 says “oh boy, looks like i need to babysit you two.”
girl says “f-ck all. i’ve just been -ssinated by my own boyfriend. do i deserve this, really?”
boy #1 said nothing about the delicious 18″ sub sandwich that the girl bought him.” not even, thank you.
conclusion: she’s been -ssinated.
Read Also:
- a twin
a twin is what i (john paul) call a 20 dollar bill. joe: how much money do you have? john paul: all i got is a twin.
- ass lynched
having just been sodomized (literally or metaphorically) against one’s will. 1. every april 15, i get -ss lynched by the f-ckin’ irs. 2. the professor told the students that the midterms would be equivalent to being -ss lynched.
- abortioneer
1. one who is strongly supportive of those who wish to get abortions. 2. anybody who is pro-abortion rather than pro-choice. after she tried to get her friend to have an abortion, it became clear that mindy was an abortioneer.
- absoludicridiculous
a combination of “absolutely,” “ludicrous,” and “ridiculous.” something that is completely ridiculous in every sense of the word to the point of insanity. did you see what he just did? that was so absoludicridiculous
- acceptance
a word that is often thrown around with little intention of actually following the definition. acceptance is often preached in the bible, and yet christians often refuse to accept those who believe differently from themselves. 1 more definition add your own what the authors of most of the definitions for school, homework, ddr, and parents […]