Assistant Vice President of Sales
a fancy t-tle for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the vice president of sales.
the -ssistant vice president of sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the vice president of sales.
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