Assisted Bromocide


when you ruin your ‘bro’s’ chance of getting somewhere or something in life.

eg, a promotion, a new girlfriend even s-x.
bro 1: …so anyway you want to head to my place, watch zack and mirri make a p-rno, then make out for a while?

girl: sure, i’d like that.

bro 2: remember the time we were in the shower and i commented that you were bald where your p-b-s are meant to be, was sooo funny…

girl: do you know what… i have a erm knitting cl-ss on at 2 in the morning sorry.

bro 1: thanks for the -ssisted bromocide

bro 2: …

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