Assivist
the complete opposite of a p-ssivist. not only does an -ssivist believe in confrontation, but see it as a way of life. often, -ssivists employ cruel sarcasm as a means to belittle and exploit an opposing party. in many instances this is for the sole purpose of gaining recognition and the need to inforce opinions onto others.
jared wouldn’t stop making fun of me for the way i eat my food. he’s such an -ssivist.
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the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness. i cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my -sslasticity. the perfect fart requires a perfect balance of -ss wind, b-tt gravey, and -sslasticity.
- ass splatter
the spray painting of one’s bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat. man, i went to the public restroom and there was some serious -ss splatter on the toilet. so i took a p-ss instead.
- ass pharaoh
he who reigns supreme over the mighty desert kingdom of -ss. “dude, you are such and -ss pharaoh…”
- asswedge
a “fantasy” wrestling hold. the attacker wraps her legs around the victim’s skull, with her rear oriented into his face. behind the victim’s skull, the legs cross and bend inwards, pressing into the back of the victim’s head and thus forcing it into the rear of the attacker. “great -sswedge! she buried his whole d-mn […]
- attachmiss
v. sending an e-mail without the referenced attachments. dude, you attachmissed that e-mail again. you wanna send me the attachment this time?