Assjacket
when someone or something, is acting asinine.
you’re a f-cking -ss jacket.
tommy is being a complete -ss jacket.
santa forgot my house….what a f-cking -ss jacket.
similar to the idiom, “wear your heart on your sleeve” but instead of expressing your emotions freely, you (or someone else) show how much of an -sshole you are.
cal: yeah, so i punched him in the face for taking the last slice of pizza.
rudi: it was his birthday, -ssjacket.
for the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn’t what that other guy wrote. holy sh-t.
my name is not a form of gay s-x.
one who realizes he is an -ss and thrives at it
gene is an -ss jacket.
1) a person who is all -ss inside. only skin covers this fact.
2) dork or nerd who ties his sweater around his waist
1) you forgot to zip up your -ssjacket, boss.
2) that -ssjacket couldn’t get laid at a star trek convention.
this is the act of wiping your sweaty, quivering, pink cornhole with a chef’s jacket you are about to return to a kitchen you’re no longer employed at. best if used in a spiteful manner.
“that c-cksucker who fired me is wearing the -ssjacket…i can still see corn on the sleeve.”
when you tie a hoody around your waist
gawd look at that -ssjacket. this -ssjacket sure keeps my -ss padded and warm.
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