assjaculate
the key to proper use is to fully understand the nuanced meaning and connotations intended by its use.
the -j-c-l-t- part of the definition represents the idea of building up and explosive release.
the -ss part refers to the fact that that the explosive release is some sort of fecal matter.
so, describing an activity as “a bunch of -ssjaculate” means that emotions have been brewing for a while and finally j-smed themselves out.
engaging in the act of -ssjaculating is the natural extension of the metaphorical sh-t-storm that’s been brewing in your head all year and then finds its way out.
when one finds oneself -ssjaculated upon, one has been working on a project for some time and in one fell swoop the powers that be convulsively (and possibly without warning) sh-t all over you.
the best application of -ssjaculate is at meetings or professional development workshops/seminars.
noun: man, that ice-breaking activity they made us do was a bunch of -ssjaculate.
verb: my boss came to our meeting and -ssjaculated all over our new ideas.
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