Asslimia
-ss’lee’mia
a rare disease in which the patient has strong urges to sh-t immediately after consuming solids. similar to bulimia, but with the orifice being the -sshole.
tom doesn’t eat mexican because it exacerbates his -sslimia.
jane doesn’t eat out because she has a very strong case of -sslimia.
“dude, where’s the bathroom? my -sslimia’s kicking in…”
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