Assloaf
bodily waste discharged through the -n-s during defecation; excrement. i. e. the solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels.
-ssloaf is also commonly used as an insult to the incompetent and idiodic.
jimmy, will you excuse me? i must go pinch an -ssloaf.
matt, why did you leave the mvp baseball 2005 on all night and not save it, you f-cking -ssloaf?
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