Asslofter


when feeling a stomach ache brewing , you sit on the toilet and expext a lovely dump. but for some reason between the areas of your groyn and -sswhole you feel a horrible pain. you squeeze to drop the bomb but its stuck there like a piece log of wood. you squeeze and squeeze but the more you do it the more it hurts and cuts your -sswhole.
james – why were you screaming in the toilet earlier on ?

willis – i had a -sslofter

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