assmankey
see -ssmonkey
derived from the poke’mon mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones -ss.
that dude is a total -ssmankey
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- assministration
-ss-min-eh-stray-shun noun. 1. a collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of prime ministers of the land of -ss. 2. any us federal government agency. if only the obama -ssministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people […]
- assnesia
temporary memory loss that occurs with women after engaging in good -n-l s-x. i worked my girl’s -ss good last night. she got -ssnesia and forgot how much she liked it.
- Ass-tounding
a woman who can fit objects in her -n-s that have a larger diameter than 4″. that chick with the wine bottle in her -ss is -ss-tounding
- Ass Turban
the act of taking an ice cream swirl sh-t on the head of an unsuspecting victim. that drunk as b-tch p-ssed out, so i twirled her like a sit n spin and gave her an -ss turban on the noggin.
- Assvacuation
the act of completely and totally emptying your bowels, most often done in an involuntary manner and inconvenient setting. may leave you with an empty feeling, or dehydrated. man, after being stuck on i-285 for 2 hours, i barely made it home before having a total -ssvacuation in my pants.