assmasonry


used as a noun to describe a physical object bearing no redeeming qualities whatsoever. can also apply to one’s behavior.

see: sh-t, -sshattery

also: -ssmason
object: “we could have wound up with something great, but the result, instead, was this horrifying lump of -ssmasonry known as enter the matrix.”

behavior: “tim roberts’ continuing -ssmasonry regarding the phantom is already the stuff of legend.”

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