assmire
(v) to loiter in a public area for the sole purpose of carefully scrutinizing, discussing, appraising, and s-xually fantasizing about attractive persons that happen to p-ss by.
(1) we had nothing to do between cl-sses but sit around and -ssmire.
(2) she frowned when she caught me -ssmiring her sweet, sweet br–sts.
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