Assmostfear
an -n-s which tends to be less pleasent than the body it is attached to.
guy #1: so how was your date last night?
guy #2: horrible.
guy #1: what could have possibly gone wrong? the girl was a total babe!
guy #2: yeah, but i just didn’t dig the -ssmostfear.
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an -ssophyliac is a person(usually heteros-xual male) who loves -n-l play. examples: -n-l fingering, -n-l licking, -n-l f-king, and -n-l fisting. anything to do with -ss s-x. all he wants to do is lick and f-k my -ss, he’s a total -ssophyliac.
- Gazmeister
the meister of all that is good, cool and what will be cool. “well in gazmeister, you’ve done it again”
- Infantervention
verb; a talk you need to have with a friend who dates someone who is way too young for them or a babysl-t. manda: “did you hear that drew is dating a girl that was born in 1996?” malia: “she’s like fourteen! thats a four year difference. maybe he needs an infantervention!”
- idhtt
i don’t have the time she ratchetttt, idhtt i don’t have the time. you got back with your ex? idhtt.
- ilshibamf
stands for “i laughed so hard i broke all my furniture” a long, useless, but more original way of saying lol. the origin of the word most likely came from a pothead that thought lol was getting old. the breaking of furniture doesn’t really occur. just like when one says lol they aren’t really laughing. […]