AssMS
a blank, cryptic, or non-sensical text message resulting from you sitting on your smart phone.
i have no idea what this text means…looks like its an -ssms
an im-style abbreviation for the word “awesome”. pr-nounced the same way.
omg this beef jerky is -ssm!
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