Assnanigans
s-xual shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform -n-l s-x on his unexpecting partner and does so my tom foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected -n-l s-x penetration was merely the direct result of a result of c-ckslippage.
howard couldn’t wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend’s brown eye so he pulled of a little -ssnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making sonja squeal with delight.
roger: hey carl. how was your date with rhonda last night?
carl: oh it was good brahhhh! i pulled some -ssnanigans!
roger: sweet!
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