assnastics


a gymnasts -ss. a perfectly sculpted -ss.
jessica biel must do -ssnastics with an -ss like that.

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    is a combination of testosterone stupidity at an altime high and a new form af male pms…only men with the name johnathan can posses this name johnathan is an -ss quicker!!!

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    farting, especially over the phone and/or holding up the phone to one’s -ss whilst farting dude, was that -ss static, or just bad reception?

  • Astrocunt

    a c-nt with heavily applied astroglide often accompanied by an astroglide ponytail. in short, a dirty c-nt. “last night, i f-cked an astroc-nt, and i literally came in 30 seconds.” 1 more definition add your own someone so “c-nty” they’re out of this world that mean b-tch is an astroc-nt

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    the most pwnful cookie in the sea of cookies :d she is so baked and crispy that you cant resist her tongue-tingling greatness. yum. ill sleep well tonight knowing that ill be getting some athalia tomorrow, man.


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