Associate

a word used by greg from the real world to describe a female friend with benefits. she’s mainly a booty call and nothing more.
i don’t want a relationship right now, i just want to f-ck with my -ssociates.
what a company calls their cheap-labored employees to make them feel like they are important when in fact they don’t mean sh-t to them because they have no power at all.
i can’t believe that the largest company in the world still calls their $7 slaves “-ssociates”… like they have something to do with the company’s management…
a person who seeks the importance of a t-tle and being a part of the managment team but has no responsability or applicable qualification. often others are reluctant to be -ssociated with this person. otherwise known as a ceo b-ttplug
that b-ttplug has the t-tle “-ssociate, comercial operations”.
someone who works for a crime family, but is not considered an actual family member. usually an -ssociate is of a different ethnicity, and a crime family will only let in people of one particular background.
if an irish man does something like stealing cars for an italian mob, the irishman is considered an -ssociate
formed by two founder members of the hfpc (ches and fin) along with pricey, the beserker and moist in 1999, it was decided that the word of carnage needed to be spread unto the uneducated m-sses of the north.
following gillingham fc to such salubrious locations in england such as preston,blackpool,nottingham,stoke, millwall etc, the -ssociates breathed new life into the decaying art of football hooliganism, excessive drinking, violence, vandalism and bugle practice.
the -ssociates finest moments would involve such tear-jerkers as the ransacking of the boyce hotel, pricey being arrested for mooning the riot police, beserker doing a whole bag in one hit, fin armed with 2 pool cues and bottles in the town centre, and ches wrecking the phone box then laying out the bloke queueing at mcdonalds late at night. halcyon days.
g-d bless us all.
“who set fire to that effigy of sean gregan at preston on the terraces?”

“that’ll be the -ssociates again”.

greeeeeeeeeeeeeegan you f-cking c-ntbag!
to be together with another person or group as friends, partners, etc. to enjoy each others company in pastime activities.
“is tom your friend?”
“oh no, he’s an -ssociate we only see each other at parties.”
a term used to describe “b-tches dat work da pole” or strippers.
those -ssociates had no muhf-ckin t-tties, yo.

←