associate’s walk


when you approach an -ssociate in a big box store and request directions to an item or a department, the -ssociate will “guide” you to the location, using a very specific, walk style. they will walk in front of you and their pace is slowed down, similar to being the first car in a motorcade.
i was at the local kohls and got lost looking for housewares. i asked an -ssociate and they led me to the section. she immediately locked into her -ssociate’s walk and i followed like a lemming

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