assoshit
euphemism for employee in corporate america, properly spelled -ssociate. -ssociates prefer to spell and pr-nounce the term as -ssosh-t as the term is just stupid and really impersonal.
the ceo of our company insists on having a quarterly -ssosh-t meeting despite the fact we all find them boring, silly and a total waste of time.
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