assparka


a derogatory term based on the term -sshat, but used with a higher severity for those who exemplify -ssness. use sparingly.

this term is currently being trademarked by xplotos of deathwing. please cite him in a bibliography after the insult. mla or chicago format only.

gigan: i am trying to clarify a few standard measurements. from what i understand, an -ssload is greater than a sh-tton, but less than a bloodninja-supremus-death count. thus bsd > -ssload > sh-tton.
xplotos: you sir, are an -ssparka.

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