assplanation
the answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent’s -ss (see talking out of your -ss)
“i asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some -ssplanation about the subjugation of the m-sses.”
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