ASSpocalypse
highly drunken and debauched gathering, usually marked by dancing, spontaneous fornication and a high proportion of gay partic-p-nts.
wow, sixteen bottles of vodka, four goats, a mirrorball and carson kressley – this is turning into a real -sspocalypse!
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when diarrhea is violent, it’s explosive; an -sspocalypse occurs when satan himself comes up from the depths of h-ll, through your colon, and out of your -n-l orifice in what only can be describe bout of h-llish antichrist diarrhea. explosive is an understatement, and complete loss of consciousness is not uncommon. all it takes is to bring on the -sspocalpyse can be as little as one bad burrito from taco bell.
“did you hear johnny last night? f-ck he had the taco sh-ts!”
“taco sh-ts? more like -sspocalypse.”
“i’m not cleaning that sh-t up”
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