asspounding beat
used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their -ss is being pounded by every note.
“the -sspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways.”
“i could hear the faint -sspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as i sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to justin timberlake in the first place.”
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