Asspresso
do not try.
putting espresso up your -ss for fast absorbtion.
do not try.
starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging -ss at work.
do not try.
do not try.
“i was tired at work the other day so i had some -sspresso.”
do not try.
when you take a sh-t into an espresso maker & turn it on. then you float a load of foamy j-sm on the top if you want to make it a c-ck cappacino.
when i worked at starbucks i used to make alot of -sspressos.
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