Asspuck


the leading part of a large t-rd that is almost too big to exit your poo hole.
i took a dump today that hurt so bad till i got past the -sspuck.

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    a deep hole that leads from the -ss cheeks to the bowel, where one sh-ts through. most commonly refered to as p–p chute. michael enjoys to fondle his -ss schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

  • assvertising

    when a woman advertises that she wants s-x by moving her -ss in erotic ways. i totally wanna nail that chick, she been -ssvertising all night… 4 more definitions add your own words or advertising logos placed on the -sses of female clothing. check out the -ssvertising on that -ss! school names, team names, phrases, […]

  • ass vomit

    diarhhea he had a bad -ss vomit. 2 more definitions add your own the act of expelling waste similar in color and consistency to vomit, though expelled through the r-ct-m rather than the mouth. it may be accompanied by sounds similar to those made while vomiting as well. see throwing down anne: “tommy, what did […]

  • A-stat

    by combining “asap” and “stat”, it means to do something even faster than either of these words alone would intend. to a friend: “get his d-ck out of you a-stat! he’s got the hiv!” 1 more definition add your own asap + stat = astat asap = as soon as possible stat = immediately, without […]

  • asthmatic chipmunk

    when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own p-b-s. brittany… i can’t run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.


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