assquake
the act of lifting ones -ss and releasing, causing the whole house to shake with fury.
“oh my god we’re under attack!”
“why?”
“the whole house shook!”
“is kerryann home?”
“yea, why?”
“it was an -ssquake… she’s an -ssquaker.”
“oh i thought so.”
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the result of excessive booty-clappin goodness. rates from 5 to 9 on the richter scale. most recent account of an ‘-ssquake” dates to junes 24, 2012. jenequa jones iii “stripper name – seductive j” was in violation of excessive booty-clappin. 3 where killed in this incident.
guy: “dude my girlfriend gave me a lap-dance last night.”
friend: “are you kidding me? thats awesome!”
guy: “yeah she went so hard she caused an “-ssquake”.
the kind of fart that moves soil.
geez gary, that -ss-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!
a a fat woman who farts and causes natural disasters
“d-mn you just made an -ssquake”
a very violent expulsion of fecal matter – also called a sh-tquake.
if you need an example, you are truly a sick f-ck.
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