Assraper’s Anonymous


usually referred to (and mistaken for) as aa others may think of “alcoholic’s anonymous”. this is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful b-tt s-x. many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear about (name)? i heard he joine aa; i can’t believe it!
guy #2: dude, no way! he never had a sip of alcohol!
guy #1: no dude, not aa, aa- -ssraper’s anonymous.
guy #2: oh. yeah, i can totally see that actually, he’s a freak.

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