Assroot
the invisible bond that’s created between your -ss and the couch after hitting some bomb -ss weed
danyael is so stoned, he’s grown an -ssroot to the couch and can’t get up
-ssroot: noun: the invisible bond between someones -ss and the couch after smoking a lot of weed
man, he’s so stoned he’s grown an -ssroot to the couch and can’t get up
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