AssScalp
a total idiot usually one whose scalp resembles an -ss therefore their opinions are void
“where’s the party at bro?”
“i’m going to ignore you…you’re an -ssscalp”
“wha?”
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another form of the phrase b-tt head. used in retaliation to other insulting names. also, a more vulgar term for “b-tt head”, it’s more abbrasive.
girl: shut up and stop being a b-tt head!
boy: why don’t you shut up and stop being such an -ss scalp!
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