Asstastic
a word used to describe a girl with such a breathtaking, beautiful booty that it becomes that girls defining factor.
that girl is -sstastic bro.
1. extremely bad; abominable
2. extremely evil or cruel
1. the party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an -sstastic mess.
2. “that -sstastic wh-r- just dumped me for my brother!”
adjective.
definition 1: a complimentary statement of one’s posterior.
synonym: bootylicious
definition 2: a durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic -sshole.
synonym: colossus -ssholus
example 1: “gee, these pants make my rear end look -sstastic!!”
example 2: “my ex was -sstastic, he left me dest-tute.”
(adj.)having a great -ss
man that girl is -sstastic!
the opposite of fantastic.
“you really did an -sstastic job there, billy”
1. when talking about a person, it’s a good term, meaning they are attractive in the -ss department.
2. when used in a situation, this means you are not satisfied with the outcome.
1. d-mn, jennifer aniston is -sstastic!
2. i’m going to the dentist today, this sh-t’s -sstastic.
-sstastic is a combination of “-ss” and “fantastic.” was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean “excellent,” such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.
“i just saw sin city! it was -sstastic!”
when a girl named steely enjoy many a nights of -n-l b-tt pleasures
d-mn that gurl steely is -ss tastic!
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