Asstaurant


a restaurant where the food tastes like -ss.
guy with munchies a: – yo i’m hungry,wanna hit the local mcd’s?

guy with munchies b: – nah, i’d rather go to any other -sstaurant than that place. this way we save some and don’t help fund the clown-faced hitler.

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