Assticles

otherwise known as the taint or the chode, -ssticles typically occur in men of advanced age. after gravity has taken its toll on the scr-t-m, the advanced stretching begins to affect the -n-s. eventually they become one.
harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. to his surprise his scr-t-m lapped delicately at the water. he called to his wife. “gertrude!”

“what is it harold” she replied.
“get in here and tell me why my b-lls are in the water” he gasped.
“omg harold!” she exclaimed. “you have -ssticles you filthy old f-cker!”
when a guys t-st-cl-s are really close to his -sshole rather than his d-ck, this is called -ssticles.

basically just the words -ss and t-st-cl- put together.
friend 1: oh my g-d!!! last night i took a huuuuge dump and i looked and i sh-t all over my ballz because they are so close to my -sshole!

friend 2: ewwww dude thats just nasty i think you have -ssticles!

friend 3: omg!!! everybody he has -ssticles!!!!!!!!!

everybody: omg grosssssss… you should get that checked out…
when an old man’s t-st-cl-s hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his -ss.
in the locker room at the gym, i saw a guy with a bad case of -ssticles.
someone who is an -ss but worse. -ss being -sshole, ticle being a t-st-cl-. calling someone an -ssticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.
g-d, billy is such an -ssticle to mike.