asstronaut

a gay who explores places where no man has been before.
jared mezzochi is an -sstronaut
male who has a particular penchant for -n-l s-x or one who is known for being skilled in this dark art. the -sstronaut is said to seek deep sp-ce, making it a clever play on words.
toby is famed for being an -sstronaut and likes nothing more than probing your -n-s.
a term describing a person who with minimal effort gets huge amounts of -ss. the term was first used by negro rapper “dr. dre” in the song “keep their heads ringin'”.
“treyshon is a f-cking -sstronaut! did you se those b-tchis he brought home yesterday?” “i get plenty of -ss, call me an -sstronaut”
a person who is a coat-tail rider, especially in the case of musicians. having no real talent of their own, they attatch themselves to the -sshairs of the talented much like a dingleberry to attempt to ride their hard work and dedication to the stars. a.k.a. -sstronaut.
“that dude tried to tell me he wrote that whole alb-m, but i heard the band playing it two years before he joined. lyin b-st-rd. he only joined cause they put that record out in the first place. he probably thinks he’s gonna be on mtv or some lame sh-t like that. haha what a f-ckin -sstronaut.”
a h-m-s-xual
see that guy? what an -sstronaut!