Asstrument
noun:
a musical instrument designed for rectal use.
1. larry was born to be an -sstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin’.
2. worn out after a long day of spouting sh-t, the -sstrument section of the -ss(alabama syndicate symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.
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