assturbate


to get s-xual gratification through self-stimulation through the -n-s
charlie fehring -ssturbates on a daily basis.
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to finger the -sshole
susie likes to -ssturbate, you know, finger her -sshole
masturbating in your -ss, or to sodomize yourself
“i’m going to -ssturbate with a d-ld-”
inserting an object up your b-tt while w-nking
being extra h-rny, i began to -ssturbate
to use a b-tt to m-st-rb-t- one’s p-n-s.
i never care about the face or the body. i just grab the hips and use that -ss to -ssturbate my c-ck.
1. to clean the inside of your -ss, usually before mooning, i.e. checing for toilet paper, etc
2. to play with your -ss, like masturbating, but with -n-l s-x
3. to touch the inside of someone else’s -ss
1. “dude, -ssturbate before you moon them, you dont know whats in there.”
2. “you shouldn’t -ssturbate, it maks the inside of your -ss all itchy!”
3. “she groaned loudly as i -ssturbated her”

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