assturbation-fueled car


the h-m-s-xual counterpart of the masturbation-fueled car. it is a car that has been painted in all sorts of gay pride colors, symbols, and slogans, and is driven by a gay man or lesbian in hopes that he/she will get as many gay lovers as desired.
why just look at that f-ggot -sshat in the -ssturbation-fueled car over there!

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