Assturdbation
the act of stimulating the -n-s by excreting feces partially out of one’s own -ss, then allowing the natural pressure of the -n-s to suck the feces back into one’s own r-ct-m. the process is repeated to one’s satisfaction.
dude1: so i’ve been trying out -sst-rdbation lately.
dude2: oh man, i tried that once, it didn’t work for me. too much leakage.
dude1: yeah man, you’ve got to change your diet to avoid all types of fiber.
#-ss #t-rd #masturbation #-n-l-fingering #-n-l #b-tt #-n-l stimulation
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