Assume the Jess Neville


the act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.

originally started in bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the jess neville -ssumption.
the official call is: “-ssume the jess neville!” at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must -ssume the aforementioned position.

-ssuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has -ssumed the position.

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