assumption songsong

there was a old farmer who lived on a rock. he sat in the meadow just shaking his…fist at some boys who were down by the creek, there feet in the water their hands on their…marbles and play things, and at half past four, there came a young lady she looked like a…pretty young creature, she sat on the gr-ss, she pulled up she dress, and showed them her…ruffles and laces, and white fluffy duck, she said she was learning a new way to…bring up her children, so they would not spit, while the boys in the barn yard were shoveling…refuse and litter from yesterdays hunt, while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her…eyes at the fellow, down by the dock, he looked like a man with a sizeable…home in the country, with a big fence out front, if he asked her politly she’d show him her…little pet dog who was subject to fit. and maybe she’d let him grab hold of her…small tender hands, with a movement so quick, and then she’d bend over and suck on his….candy, so tasty, made of b-tterscotch, and then he spread whipcream all over her…cookies, that she had left out on her shelf.

if you think this is dirty you can go f— yourself. 🙂
the -ssumption song is the funniest thing i’ve seen on youtube.
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an -ssumption song is a song with the intention of making you think it is dirty when really it doesn’t say anything dirty by changing the rhyme.

“…refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt, when the girl in the meadow was rubbing her… eyes at the fellow”

everyone knows it is dirty though. it’s no secret.
“hay, can i sing the -ssumption song for you”

“sure!”

“-sings-”

“eww gross -throws pie in face-“