assumptions

-ssuming two people like each other based on their flirtatious encounters.
omg yeahh! -ssumptionss!
n.
the brother of all f-ck-ups.
soap: oh you -ssume do ya? and what do they say about -ssumption being the
brother of all f-ck-ups?
tom: it’s the mother of all f-ck-ups, stupid…
1 countable something that you think is true although you have no definite proof
a. -ssumption that
b. -ssumption about

2 uncountable formal when someone starts to have control or power
a. -ssumption of
1. a lot of people make the -ssumption that poverty only exists in the third world.
my calculations were based on the -ssumption that house prices would remain steady.
we are working on the -ssumption that the conference will take place as planned.
b. people make a lot of -ssumptions about me.
underlying -ssumption (=a belief that is used as the basis for an idea, but which may not be correct)

2. the -ssumption of responsibility
to -ssume or make a guess either false or true
-ssumption is a word created by ants
you don’t want to make an -ssumption because you will be and -ss-and your-ump- will-tion- you
you will think a little harder before you make another -ssumption.
the consumption of -ss
dude, make sure that -ss is clean before -ssumption, or you might get e.coli
to be taken into heaven bodily and spirtually. if you are -ssumed into heaven, you pretty much get to lie, cheat, rape, and do all those other “sins” and still go to heaven.
that one prost-tute in the bible was -ssumed into heaven.

-ssumption… yeah.

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