assurito
the act of shoving your hand in your -n-s in order to clear out a clogged t-rd. it’s thrown upon the floor violently and sounds as if a burrito had just fallen off a table
the pain was too great for steve when he couldn’t motivate a bowel movement. he decided an -ssurito was the only way out of his predicament and plunged his hand deep until his colon was once again free.
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the basic smell of a mexican…-ss and burritos put together
hmm…smells like -ssuritos…where’s the mexican??
what a mexican smells like. a mix between -ss and burrito.
d-mn, that mexican smells like -ssurito. he must be alergic to soap and water.
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